Sergio Romero 5 – Had virtually nothing to do throughout the match.
Ashley Young 2 – We all knew Ash was shit, but we didn’t realise he was even shit by League Two standards.
Axel Tuanzebe 5 – Had little to do defensively and didn’t offer much offensively.
Harry Maguire 5 – Did enough to keep Colchester at bay, but it was hardly exciting.
Luke Shaw 3 – Where were the overlapping runs and crosses? Was he in the game? Did we see him playing candy crush on his phone at one point?
Nemanja Matic 1 – When a League two player is taunting you and showboating, isn’t it time to hang up your boots?
Andreas Pereira 3 – A shame to see such a promising career fizzle out before it really ever got started, but if he can’t show his class against League Two opposition, you have to wonder when he can.
Juan Mata 4 – A lacklustre performance from the little Spaniard.
Mason Greenwood 6 – Great assist for the second goal, but otherwise a frustrating performance for the 19-year-old.
Marcus Rashford 8 – Lord Marcus of the Rashford saves the day. A game-changing performance.
Anthony Martial 5 – Looked much better after his goal. A good last 20 minutes.
Brandon Williams 5 – A solid few minutes from the young full-back.
Jesse Lingard 4 – Made little impact against tired League Two legs.
James Garner 6 – Some intelligent movement in his few minutes on the pitch.